

Single. “Hello?” “Hey, Ma.” “Hey Sterl. Well, how are you?”Single.
Weekly telephone conversations with my parents always begin with this innocent exchange of pleasantry, but inevitably devolve into the subject of my personal doom. In between discussing critical topics such as my crackhead neighbors and what groceries I bought this weekend, my mother drops subtle reminders that after three decades of existence, I haven’t produced any grandchildren for her and Dad:
“So are you seeing anybody?” “No, Ma,” I warily respond. After a brief pause, momentarily considering my steadfast refus


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Do not assume (if I hold the door for you), that I am making a statement about your inabilities to open the door for yourself. If you hold it for me, I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal), that I am underestimating your earning capacity as a woman. If you invite me out for a meal, you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights), that I am belittling the attempts that you have made to defend your rights yourself. If you defend my rights, I'll consider you human.
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